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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 20, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "World's Fastest Bottle Opener" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 15, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "World's Fastest Bottle Opener."  I figured we're on a college campus right now, those alcoholics know a little something about opening bottles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Aaron Florian with his title, "Two hours of foreplay for a seven second climax."  It's funny because its a SEX JOKE.  Woop-woop!  Congratulations, Aaron!

You've Had a Tough Day, You Deserve a Drink

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 10, 2011 at 1:00PM

Good luck, kid.  If you get it open, your next two are on me.

[via Reddit]

Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 21, 2010 at 2:00PM


A lot of lists on the web are basically piles of vomit.  But here's a list that can help you create piles of vomit: Urlesque compiled a bunch of videos that show "31 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener."

Some are pretty practical, like how to open a beer with a CD or a sheet of paper.

And some are not so practical like the one above.

I have my own trick for getting by without a bottle opener: I refuse to drink anything but Coors Light Cold Activated Cans.  That's how I always know when my beer is ice cold.

Which is obviously the way beer is intended to be drank.