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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we do a CeWEBrity Profile on this totally awesome dude, man. Whatever you do, don't sweat it, bro.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Mmm, it's extra salty because of my daughter's tears.

[via The Chive]

It's like a baby bjorn for lonely fat people.

[via Acid Cow]

If only streamers could wipe away tears.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Jamie Squire/Staff/Getty Images]

Can't wait to buy my first car so I can take it home and eat soup off of it.

[via The Clearly Dope]

"No way Nnamdi! The day Lebron wins a championship is the day I smell my own ass while you parade me around the village!"

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Eric 'Bird' Reuveni.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

If I were in a pot like a Thanksgiving turkey I'd be covering my b-hole too.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

[photo: Jeff J Mitchell/Staff/Getty Images]

Don't pee on the seat. Put your penis in the bowl.

And then maybe see a doctor because you're pissing sand.

[via Barstool]

Johnny (and all 14 of you who liked his suggestion), I hate to break it to you, but we've already used "Two Girls, One Bowl" (as it's officially called) as a Fan Favorite.

Luckily, however, you have two things working in your favor:

1. Every other suggestion from last week's comments was also already used.
2. Carly came to visit New York a couple weeks ago and she didn't bring me shit!

So here you go.  Two Girls, One Bowl.

Maybe this will teach her that polite coworkers bring a gift.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Hey, Dad. Why don't you put down the camera and go get some plastic bowls to replace the ones you have? Which are clearly made of plutonium.

[via The DW]