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And your ball too. Because you're bad at bowling.
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This is a bowling ad. Get your mind out of the gutter.
And your ball too. Because you're bad at bowling.
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Last Thursday, we showed you "200 Pin Bowling" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "200 Pin Bowling." Bowling is always comedic gold.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote by a landslide (over 60% of the vote) was Adam Lee with his title, "Hot blonde chick gets a mouthful." It's funny because it's a double entendre! Congratulations, Adam!
Whatever. Strikes are easy. Let's see him use a trampoline to pick up a 7-10 split.
[via The High Definite]
The feature film I Don't Know How She Does It has taken to Craigslist in search of a Pierce Brosnan look-alike that can bowl strikes on command.
In other words, they're hoping a tall, dexterous, James Bond-ish man will have somehow remained unemployed up until today and will be desperate enough to accept stand-in work on an Olivia Munn film.
The post can also be found in the "What Is Wrong With You?" forum under "Get Your Life Together, You Waste of Talent And Chiseled Good Looks".
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Redditor turkeywhistle "found this in my kid's bowling game."
No need for expensive gifts — your Christmas present for me this year can be explaining to me what is going on here.
Thank you.
[via Reddit]
Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!
I must say, I love all of you. I wish I could honor every single three of your requests each week.
But this past week, something amazing happened: Two people suggested the same video!
Was it one person scamming the system by posting under multiple names? Yes, probably.
But think of it this way… Now you have two ways to scam the system: You can call me a "hottie tottie" or just leave like a hundred comments under different names all asking for the same video.
It's an imperfect system really…
Tosh.0 resets the pins and takes another look at this 7-10 split in this week's breakdown:
This is one of those videos where we don't need to say "don't try this at home," for obvious reasons:
What's it like to be so good at something no one ever wants to listen to? Daniel Tosh tries it himself:
That's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:
See every single solitary clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.
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