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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This very weird dancer. Bikini season is officially here, y'all.
• Kawasaki gets interviewed. NOBODY CAN FOLLOW THAT.
• Fastest Dominoes pizza box folder. In terms of calories, he's burning about 20 pizzas per hour.
• Kim Kardashian with a beard. Thank god she does laser hair removal.
• 20 Japanese GIFs. No context needed.
• Chocolate gold bacon sounds perfect for a very rich fat person.
• A dog dreams that he's Tarzan. Hopefully not the Brendan Fraser version.
• Silly Photoshop trolls. I wish they were actual trolls who just happened to be good at Photoshop.
• Will Smith is awful at penalty kicks. Is anyone surprised by this?
• Here are some hotties of the week. Girls. Who are hot. Yes.
• And because we're all sad that the long weekend is over, here are more hot girls. In lingerie. 

[photo via Barstool]

I want to, but I'm having trouble finding your establishment's fart box.

[via The Chive]

They didn't poke air holes in the box so Baby, don't poop.

[via The Chive]

Be gentle, this is my first perforation.

[via Fail Blog]

Mail order bride.. some assembly required.

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This is how Tom Cruise shoots all of his movies. No seriously, it is.

[via Izismile]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via topherchris]

She actually wasn't that upset until the manager pulled out the free penis she had won.

[via cordjefferson / full story]

You think that's bad? When I was a kid, the $5 Buck Box cost $3.50.

[via Izismile]

Unless it's actually filled with Frosted Flakes…

Then it's just a super awkward way to carry around your breakfast.

[via Reddit]