Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This very weird dancer. Bikini season is officially here, y'all.
- Kawasaki gets interviewed. NOBODY CAN FOLLOW THAT.
- Fastest Dominoes pizza box folder. In terms of calories, he's burning about 20 pizzas per hour.
- Kim Kardashian with a beard. Thank god she does laser hair removal.
- 20 Japanese GIFs. No context needed.
- Chocolate gold bacon sounds perfect for a very rich fat person.
- A dog dreams that he's Tarzan. Hopefully not the Brendan Fraser version.
- Silly Photoshop trolls. I wish they were actual trolls who just happened to be good at Photoshop.
- Will Smith is awful at penalty kicks. Is anyone surprised by this?
- Here are some hotties of the week. Girls. Who are hot. Yes.
- And because we're all sad that the long weekend is over, here are more hot girls. In lingerie.†
[photo via Barstool]