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I must say: I don't know many people who have face tats AND prefer rainbow sprinkles.
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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.
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Two weeks ago, I agreed to show a Fan Favorite of Daniel getting hit in the nuts with a bowling ball because I had yet to receive my Christmas bonus.
Well, you'll be happy to know I have since gotten that bonus — and it was generous!
But come on… Who doesn't like seeing their boss get punched in the face? Especially when your boss is a hilarious comedian!
So here's my Christmas bonus to the fans: More of Daniel Tosh getting hurt!
Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!
You youngsters probably know Mike Tyson from The Hangover.
But back before his recent career revival, Mike Tyson was the greatest boxer of an entire generation.
And between those two periods, he was a drain on society.
These quotes are taken mostly from that middle period.
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Can't get enough redemption? Check out this additional footage from last night's Web Rematch.
Daniel discusses drunk boxing's thrills of victory and agonies of defeat in this week's Web Redemption Extended Interview.
Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:
Lastly, you can check out every single source clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.
TOMORROW on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, Austin and J.R. train for their Web Reeeeemaaaaatch.
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ALL NEW EPISODES of Tosh.0 return in just 11 days!
Tune in May 17th at 10pm to see Daniel take a punch from Manny Pacquiao.
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Hump day getting you down? There's one thing that always makes life better…
Mike Tyson quotes!
From the man that brought you the legendary, "I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah," and the heart-wrenching, "[He] called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse," comes an entire webpage of new hit quotes!
Who can forget classic moments like "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him"? Well, the linguistical lion is back with another relentless barrage of bignormous babbling!
But don't let BuzzFeed be the judge for you: Go read Details magazine's interview with the man himself and find your own Mike Tyson quote for the ages!
And remember: "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all!"
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