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"What else am I supposed to use my webcam for, talking to girls? WAIT YOU CAN DO THAT?!"

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"Hilarious shirt. Let's make it in a child's Small." -Clothing company

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Are there carbs in baby formula?

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Well I can hold up one college degree, which is even more impressive.

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He's had the soul patch since he was 9.

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Totally. Some bitches just throw themselves over their shoulder like a sac of potatoes and NO MAN WANTS THAT.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

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Pantsless baby at the top of the key. Back to you, Mike.

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His sperm count may be low but his energy is THROUGH THE ROOF.

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If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?

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