He's had the soul patch since he was 9.
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Totally. Some bitches just throw themselves over their shoulder like a sac of potatoes and NO MAN WANTS THAT.
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Pantsless baby at the top of the key. Back to you, Mike.
His sperm count may be low but his energy is THROUGH THE ROOF.
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If this was created 40 years ago, that makes it okay to masturbate to now, right?
Same thing happened to me last time I flew first class. I'd downed like six Jack and Cokes, but still.
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It's very similar to blowing one with Bubblicious. Doesn't taste as good though.
Sure, his house has a couch. BUT DOES IT HAVE A PIZZA HUT EXPRESS?
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