Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Boy bands are the best bands. I think we can all agree on that.
And just because white jean vests went out of style doesn't mean boys dancing around in them has. Especially not when they're singing these lyrics…
Status update, what
Checking the pics of your butt
Did you see that link on your wall?
Girl I don't wanna play Farmville, I just wanna play for real
Timeless. Have we already given away the Pulitzer for 2011? Because we're gonna be needing that back.
[Heart2Heart via The HD]
It's Valentine's Day. You've got nothing planned. You don't have time to learn The Moist Maker dance of seduction. You don't have the money for a prix fixe dinner. All the carnations at your neighborhood Albertson's are sold out. What do you do?
You write a love song. With this step by step guide from Axis of Awesome, you write a shitty, cliched love song.
And with any luck, your Valentine's Day will end in the same way Asa Akira's started.
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