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How To Tell If You're In A Relationship

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 28, 2014 at 4:00PM

1) You have really small pores.

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

This sultry little mugshot has spawned an infinite supply of "I'd let her bite off a substantial portion of my _____" jokes.

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These People Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

That's exactly how my boyfriend and I work out! Except he's doing the pushups and I'm asleep in bed.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Happy Hour With My Girl

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 25, 2013 at 6:00PM

"I will have the mozzarella sticks, and my semen-ravaged pillow here will take the side caesar."

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Smug Stabbing

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

I think it's safe to assume she high-fived someone immediately following this picture.

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