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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Craigslist ad of the day. Which reminds me, I should schedule a bikini wax.
• Morgan Freeman fell asleep during an interview. ADORABLE.
• A classic faceplant. Yeah no your neck is totally supposed to bend that way.
• Demi Moore's boyfriend had a pearl put into his dickhole. Anything to make that vag feel young! That's what it's for, right?
• Kesha drank her own piss. It's like her tongue is a pregnancy test.
• Underboobs again! Can you ever really have enough?
• Beardvertising. If it ain't gettin' you laid, might as well make a few bucks off of it.
• Lance Armstrong likes it when people lick his butthole. Allegedly.
• Joe Francis said the jurors on his trial should be shot by a firing squad. But not really cause now he's taking it back.
• And 20 Bob Saget tweets. Don't you wish it was 500 Bob Saget tweets? He's so dirty!

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Also, the best way to treat a UTI is more dick.

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"Can't you just use the paper towels under the sink?"

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Sorry, all our fans are disgusting animals.

Alex Trebek is kind of turning into a bitch in his old age, no?

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To summarize: Ian the octopus man is an octopus man (but is NOT your boyfriend), cat people are highly sexual, that British dude is not convinced, you have a cat grandmother, you have sex with aliens at bus stops (where else would you do it, honestly), briefcase game time, you're friends with The Greys, the British dude makes a bad Grey's Anatomy joke.

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I take it this'll be on loop as students file into his short film class.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

'Cause then it's all, "I just think we're growing apart- HAHAHAHA no but seriously I need some space- HAHAHA aw fuck man I'm gonna vomit."

We met at Dave and Buster's.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Once you go white.. you're like, "Ehh, it's alright."