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I just don't know if I'm ready to start a family yet, generic bra models.

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Rollercoasters are a lot like seeing your first pair of tits. The line takes FOREVER and before you know it you've splooged your jean shorts. Does that analogy work? Oh well, time for lunch!

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Letting your tits sag won't make the calculus any easier.

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"Tramp." – A Mailbox

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I WISH SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT TRICK TO ME.

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TITTIES!

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I was at Victoria's Secret over the weekend shopping for pajama pants, obviously, when I came across this amazing piece of undergarment technology. It's a bra with nipples on the outside!

An always-hard-nipples bra.

Naturally, I made my friend try it on so I could snap a photo of the sexy, sexy look:

Permanent headlights

It's the perfect Valentine's Day gift for your girlfriend, wife, or mom! Hurry to the Victoria's Secret nearest you to purchase a nipple bra today!

And by the way, IT'S ON SALE! You're not even reading this anymore…

Best picture ever.

Because this one does! At a low $29.99, The Emergency Bra goes from bra to strapless bra to nursing bra and, in the event of a crisis, in can be used as two face masks. That's right. Not just one face mask. But two.

Your boobs won't be in held in place anymore but you and one other lucky person will be protected from breathing deadly air. Add it to my cart!

Man, what will they think of next? I know we're all still waiting on some magical contraption that records live television so you can play it back later. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. One life-altering invention at a time.

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Carol, Carol, Carol.

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