A Canadian Football League alumni luncheon got violent when two old rivals took the stage. Joe Kapp, 73, held out a peace offering of a single flower to Angelo Mosca, 74, to which Angelo replied, "Stick it up your ass". And so began the best commercial for Hoveround I've ever seen.
We can only hope that one day Tim Tebow will get in a fight like this with Daniel Tosh.
After the Halloween brawl at Denny's you guys were all like, "OMG, Carly. Show us more diner fights. Diner fights are THE BEST." And I was all like, "I will if I can find any more. Because diner fights are the best."
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
There's a glaring lack of insect costumes but this one does takes place in front of other customers, so that's fun.
"Nothing comes between me and my open-faced turkey sandwich." -Guy that hardly flinches in the corner booth
Last night at the U.S. Open, the scuffle you see above not only got fans in the cheap seats excited, it also briefly delayed a match between No. 3 seed Novak Djokovic and unseeded Philipp Petzschner.
Now, it's important to note that what you don't see is that before this video starts the woman slapped that hammered dude in his face. Hard. You can watch that vicious smack over at the NY Post. (It may change your mind on whose fault this is.)
It's also important to note that the first few rounds of the U.S. Open are boring as shit. If I wanted to see unseeded tennis players competing, I'd head over to my local playground.
If I was up there, I'd either be totally sloshed or be asking someone to punch me in the face too… just so I could feel something… anything.
So I'd say cut all three involved some slack. That's the most fun anyone's going to have at the U.S. Open until at least the quarterfinals.