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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Birds Eat Bread? No Sh*t!

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 25, 2013 at 6:00PM

Saddest episode of The Jersey Shore ever.

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Show Me To The Cold Cuts

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

Asian Lady? Big Sandwich? Guys, I have an idea for the BEST. PORN. EVER.

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I'll Take These Rolls To Go

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you think that's gross, you should see what my socks are made of. (Tuna.)

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Big Deal, Mine Are Whole Wheat

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 2:00PM

There are children in Africa who would kill for those abs.

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WTThanksgiving

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 22, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my post-Thanksgiving dinner coma wondering why this exists.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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The Tastiest Form of Domestic Abuse

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 3, 2012 at 3:00PM

According to The Huffington Post, a man was arrested after allegedly attacking his wife with a sandwich by pushing her down and rubbing the sandwich on her face.

The man has been charged with one count of assault and three counts of wasting tuna.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Bread Head

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 29, 2012 at 12:00PM

Little Miss Muffet sat on a…

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Bread Head

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 25, 2012 at 4:00PM

The brioche at that bakery is always hard.

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Wow, Look At That Bread

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 23, 2012 at 2:00PM

Don Draper has nothing on the ad genius at St. Catherine Bakery.

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 24, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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