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Someone put cocaine in my birdseed and I've never felt more alive.

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"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

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According to�The Daily What,

Australian tourist Erin Laung Worth plumetted over 350 feet after�her bungee cord broke during a jump in Zimbabwe.

Erin survived the fall and managed to swim to the side of the river, which Sky News describes as ?croc-infested.?

?It was quite scary because a couple of times the rope actually got caught on some rocks or debris,? Worth said, ?I actually had to swim down and yank the bungee cord out of whatever it was caught on to make it to the surface.?

I'm sorry, what were you saying about your vacation being ruined BECAUSE OF A SUNBURN?

There were a lot of great Fan Favorites suggestions last week, but I decided to go with Arielle's because she was the only one polite enough to wish us all a Happy Early Thanksgiving.

Happy Thanksgiving to you too, Arielle.

When you break the wishbone this year, think of this guy's leg.

His wish was for the unbearable pain to stop.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Hey Hannah!� I love the weekly Fan Favorites post too.� It's the one time a week I get to read comments from people suggesting Spring Break clips in the middle of Fall.� Are you trying to make me depressed?� Do you realize that I have seasonal affective disorder??

But you also must have realized that I like to complain.� So I'm picking your video, because it's easy for me to complain about.� I'm so excited.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Last Thursday, we showed you�"Simple Way to Get Keys out of a Locked Car" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Simple Way to Get Keys out of a Locked Car."� The title's a bit long for my tastes.� I mean, it's not as long as the titles you guys suggest in the comments, but then again, what titles are??

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Rory Bourgeois with his title, "Role change: Robin saves day while Batman gobbles on wiener."� It's funny because it implies that typically Robin is a cock-gobbler!� And gobbling cock is funny!!� Congratulations, Rory!

"Doesn't that make you wanna snap into a Slim Jim?"

The only thing better than one Tosh.0 video is a bunch of Tosh.0 videos that play in a row. That's why every Friday we're going to bring you a new playlist of your favorite clips.

Today's playlist is The Craziest Things You'll Ever See. Click the link for a compilation of crazy shit that only Daniel Tosh would show on TV. Like, an exposed skeleton, for example.

Maybe it's just me because I work at Tosh.0 and am also a terrible human being, but when I see a steering wheel break off in the middle of a drag race, I want a result more exciting than the driver slowing down and trying to reattach that steering wheel.

Could you not have at least crashed into a wall?

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New episodes of Tosh.0 return in May. Until then, you can read the blog ALL DAY EVERY DAY. We're constantly updating it with funny videos and pictures and shit from the show.

The blog is here for you, Emmy.�You've got something to live for!�So turn that parenthesis upside down.