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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via YouTube]

See? It Even Happens To Attractive People

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 2:00PM

BUT: I would never dump Chris Meloni, and neither would you.

[via Daily of the Day]

Let's Learn From This Guy's Mistake

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 26, 2012 at 5:00PM

All right. Your permanent decision-making privileges have been revoked.

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Sorry, It's Over

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 18, 2011 at 11:00AM

I just got back from a wedding so I'm high on love and happiness. But that's no way to start a Monday on the Tosh.0 blog!

Let's bring things back to more familiar ground.

[ooJLEoo]

Facebook Sheds Light on When People Get Dumped

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 3, 2010 at 11:00AM

The premise is simple: David McCandless and his team searched 10,000 Facebook status updates for the phrases “break up” and “broken up" and used that information to create the graph you see above.

The idea: To try and paint a general picture of when Facebook users choose to end relationships.

The results are telling: Your significant other wants to bang other people during Spring Break.  Additionally, he/she doesn't want to go visit your family for the holidays.  Or maybe he/she wants to be single so he/she can bang your family members over the holidays.  I'm not here to judge; I'm looking at the same graph you are.

Regardless, if you're trying to end your streak of being "forever alone," right before Christmas seems to be the time to make your move.  A lot of people just got the ax.

On the flipside, if you want to avoid getting dumped, try only talking to your significant other once a year on Christmas Day.  It's the lowest break up day of the year!

[via Mashable]