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Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 29, 2012 at 12:31AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Lastly, you can check out every single original source clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.

Awe and Eew: Subway Dancers

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 27, 2010 at 10:00AM

I love the girl in red on the right who really can't decide if she's disgusted or impressed.

"The dancing was good but that floor is so icky! I hope they spent the two dollars I gave them on Purell."

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Vote Mike, Mike, Mike Weinstein!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 12, 2010 at 6:00PM

Mike Weinstein is running for Representative of which state? You only get one guess…

Did you guess Florida??? If so, you're correct! You win a lifetime supply of orange juice! Woohoo!

Having been spawned in the lovely state of Florida I can confidently say this video does a poor job of "representing" its residents.

I had trouble selling Girl Scouts cookies in my town because all of my neighbors were diabetic. And none of them were nice enough to just buy a box to make me happy. But they were nice enough to call the cops when they thought there were too many cars in my driveway. Anyway, my point is: it's all old people.

I don't mind the catchy tune but I do mind the implication that Mike Weinstein's constituency is made up of High School Musical cast members.

You can?t dance like that after hip replacement surgery. Trust me, I?ve spent time at the Naples Elks Lodge.

[via College Humor]

A Turtle Does the Impossible

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | November 11, 2009 at 6:00PM

"We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!"

"I've fallen, and I can't get up!" Moments ago, the image above appeared on the front page of Digg with the title, "Turtle Completes the Impossible." That's right. A turtle has learned to breakdance! So much for having found the Ninja Turtles' weakness.

I wonder if this turtle can teach the secret to my home-alone grandma. It would save me a lot of money — not having to buy one of those Life Alert necklace things for her.

It's expensive to buy things from the 80s.

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