breakfast

"Is Orange Juice meeting us down there?"

"Yep. And Yogurt Parfait."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Diana is ALWAYS eating breakfast.

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

[photo via Vidiload]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0…

In certain parts of the country, that's called "anorexia."

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

"I know he said no photos, but I can be sly about it."

[via The Chive]

The most important drink of the day.

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Gross, Taco Bell.

I'm gonna just keep mixing my Mountian Dew with coffee like a NORMAL PERSON.

[via The Clearly Dope]

He's not even a student there. Fucking Bisquick guerilla marketing.

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Unless it's actually filled with Frosted Flakes…

Then it's just a super awkward way to carry around your breakfast.

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