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I find pans don't offer the same support as a good solid crockpot.

[via Cherryplucker]

"I was focusing on their hearts."-producer who was swiftly fired

[via Videogum]

I have to dress like this. If I wear a turtleneck it looks like I swallowed a bathtub.

[via Acid Cow]

Hey, Katy Perry's breast reduction isn't going to pay for itself.

[via Poorly Dressed]

If you're taller than your mom, you're too old to grab her tit. General rule of thumb.

Heads up, you're gonna see way more boobs in tonight's new episode of Tosh.0. Way more!

[via Smosh]

"Well-behaved women rarely bite other women's breasts." -Marilyn Monroe

[via IHC]

According to the Barstool NY:

Users start by taking a photo of their chest ? the makers of the app say that pictures taken in a bra or bathing suit work best ? before using two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts.

… the app enables women to see what they will look like with their breasts boosted up to three cup sizes.

Come on. Does this app really "enable" women to see what they will look like with bigger boobs? We can do that already. It's called a push-up bra. And we're all wearing one.

If this app enables anyone, I'd say it's bored beachgoers.

I forgot the volleyball, guys. But I do have the iAugment app…

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Motorcycle Stalls
• Dog Mouth
• Snake Bites Woman's Breast (above)
• Simultaneous Swing Fail
• Cow Drinks Own Milk
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Cliff Jump Fail
• Huge Splinter
• Web Redemption raw clip: Board Breaker
  
• Little Kids Dance Battle

Forget the iPod, iPad, iPhone, and all that other shit Steve Jobs is selling. Those pieces of plastic have nothing on the Top Charming Breast Stimulator. As far as I can tell from this awesome commercial, it's practically magic.

My birthday is in a few weeks. And all I want is the Top Charming Breast Stimulator.

If I can go from being sad in a brown cardigan to happy in an orange tank top, then 2011 will be a good year indeed.

[via HuffPo]