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Love A Morning Run

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Ma'am? I think you need to tighten your straps.

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Primate Desires

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

You don't need opposable thumbs to be super-handsy.

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The Cruelest Tease

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Yeah, yeah, that's a great lullaby. So, are you gonna break out those sweet feeders, or…."

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10 Special Thanksgiving Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

Prepare your gaping gullets, you disgusting monsters! Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. Yes, we know it's actually a holiday meant to celebrate the pilgrims giving the natives syphilis (or something like that), but let's be honest, these days it's really all about football, shame-eating, and apparently dressing your helpless pets in unforgivably embarrassing, tiny costumes. God bless us, everyone!

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Ursula's Were Bigger

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2013 at 11:00AM

When you motorboat under the sea it's known as "sub-marining."

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