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Nefertitty.

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In case some of you missed the joke, it's "Men don't have tits."

[via Acid Cow]

Also, the best way to treat a UTI is more dick.

[via The Chive]

I find pans don't offer the same support as a good solid crockpot.

[via Cherryplucker]

Letting your tits sag won't make the calculus any easier.

[via Izismile]

"I was focusing on their hearts."-producer who was swiftly fired

[via Videogum]

I have to dress like this. If I wear a turtleneck it looks like I swallowed a bathtub.

[via Acid Cow]

"I'm excited to meet you too. I'll be the one with the red rose. And the tits shirt."

[via The Chive]

This is, however, her first white guy.

[via I am Bored]

First statues start molesting humans.  Now humans are molesting statues.  When will the madness end??

[via I Am Bored / context]