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Bride gets a preview of his "ohhh face."

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They're not even waiting until after the honeymoon to let their bodies go.

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Lisa, this is Cheryl's day. Can't you wait 'til tomorrow to flaunt your enormous throat?

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Don't let the beard fool you- he's got speed and agility.

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They honeymooned in an Arby's bathroom.

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Mail order bride.. some assembly required.

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"I want a wedding dress that's tasteful, yet exposes my penis."

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After the wedding I brought a bridesmaid back to my hotel room and totally scored… 62,000 points on level 3-6 of Angry Birds.

Then I used the iPad to access porn and masturbated.

Overall, a good wedding.  The cake was a little dry.

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Look. I'm like you. I want to make fun of these people.

But I'll tell you what, I'll take this humble couple with their "amazing," "perfect" wedding over some bridezilla whore any day.  I've been to a lot of weddings in my life and not once have I given a fuck about a flower arrangement.

As long as there's an open bar, your wedding scores an A+.  And judging by the look of the groom, this wedding had an open bar.

Plus, I've heard if you don't like your wife, Walmart has a great return policy.

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