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Palin Daughters Defend Mom's Show… on Facebook

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 17, 2010 at 12:00PM

TMZ reports that the Palin daughters jumped to action to defend their mom's new show Sarah Palin's Alaska after reading some harsh criticism

…posted on Facebook

…by some dude they used to go to school with

…named "Tre."

Bristol, I know you're not the sharpest knife in the Palin drawer.  You've proved that.  Repeatedly.  And you're terribly uncharismatic.  And are riding your mom's popularity on Dancing with the Stars just like in real life.  Wait, I've gone off course…

The point: Bristol, you might not be bright, but you're an adult, and a mom, and a national spokeswoman for teen abstinence (despite having been a teen mother), and now — because of Dancing with the Stars — a national celebrity.

I hate to break it to you, honey, but at some point, you're going to have to let comments made by "Tre" …on Facebook… go.

God forbid she ever discovers what people are saying about her on EVERY OTHER SITE ON THE INTERNET.  She'd have to block out hours each day just to leave response comments!

But not to be outdone by her sister, this was Willow's take on the matter…

Yikes.  That won't look good on a resume.

Apparently, in Sarah Palin's Alaska taking time to properly raise your 16-year-old daughter is optional if you have a self-aggrandizing television show deal.

This can only end well for America.

There's Bad, Then There's Really Bad, Then There's Horrid, Then There's This

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 16, 2010 at 5:00PM

Name two people who should never star in an abstinence PSA. Ready….go!

If you named The Situation and Bristol Palin, then you are correct.

OK, here's another. Name two people who are really terribly, horribly bad at acting. Ready…go!

If you said The Situation and "B. Palin", you're right again.

I'll also accept the name of any cast member of "Hellcats" for those of you who didn't catch on to the game. As well as Keanu Reeves and Chris Klein, obviously.

Anyway, THIS IS BAD.

[via MTV]

Bristol Palin In A Monkey Suit

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 19, 2010 at 3:00PM

19.2 million people watched Dancing With The Stars on Monday.

NINETEEN MILLION PEOPLE WATCH THIS SHOW. A show in which the daughter of an unsuccessful vice-presidential nominee dances around in a monkey suit for votes.

When are the aliens getting here? Because I'm willing to show them around and stuff.

[via BuzzFeed]

Levi Johnston Is In A Music Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 5, 2010 at 1:00PM

Levi Johnston is all kinds of talented. He can pose for Playgirl, he can run for mayor, he can make babies, and, this just in, he can act.

When not denouncing abstinence, Levi is busy starring in awesome music videos with talented and famous singers. Like this one—Brittani Senser's "After Love".

You know what they say: Just because you can do something, you should.

[via E!, Red Balcony]

Levi Johnston: 'I Don't Believe In Abstinence'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 29, 2010 at 5:00PM

To promote his run for mayor of Wasilla, Levi Johnston appeared on The Last Word where Lawrence O'Donnell asked him the same questions Katie Couric asked Sarah Palin way back when.

My favorite part of the interview came when O'Donnell asked Levi his stance on the morning-after pill: "That's a girl's decision. Same with abstinence. I don't believe in abstinence. I feel like if you're having unprotected sex, you get the girl pregnant, you should have the baby."

Ah, yes. The ol' abortion/abstinence mix up. I do the same thing with the words condoms and condiments. Turns out you can only get one of them in the McDonald's drive-thru.

(Condoms.)

[via Mediaite]