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Does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news, or does this guy in an oatmeal sweater photobomb the shit out of British news.

More here. Look, but don't touch. I got dibs.

[via The Chive]

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.�

Aww, Charlie's going to make the cutest serial killer.

[via YouTube]

In a previous life, I worked as a beer writer, so I'm familiar with Scotland's BrewDog and their often over-the-top antics, including brewing a number of the world's strongest beers and occasionally stuffing them into the bodies of dead animals.

But putting Viagra in a beer?!?� That's just…� BRILLIANT.

Because you know what's an awesome cure for whiskey dick?� HAVING ANOTHER BEER.

Also, America, can we step up our game?� We get in a tizzy because Four Loko has caffeine and ban it.� Meanwhile, the UK is putting pharmaceutical drugs in their beers.� Yeah, our "freedom" seems a lot cooler than their "socialist society."� Good work, team USA.� Let's celebrate with a Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi.

[via The High Definite / see more about Royal Virility Performance at BrewDog]

I've been known to post a porn parody now and then. And then. But usually I just find them absurdly entertaining.

The Simpsons porn? Why? Roseanne? Yeah, I'll pass.

But this porn parody looks different. 'The King's Piece" looks…well, it looks good. Let's be honest.

?My husband is required to, well, perform publicly.?

Ha! Love it. Great porn writing.

I bet "The King's Piece" sweeps the AVN awards. Historically accurate period pieces always do.

We get it, pornographic Colin Firth. You're charming and you can stutter.

[via Buzzfeed]

It's like that scene from Office Space…

Except it's in a British accent, so it's like watching the original British version of The Office…

Except it stars a cat, so it's lame…

So it's like watching the original British version of The Office.

[via Urlesque]

Notice how this is being sold in pounds.

So, um, yeah, maybe British kids love it, because they are all creepy with their creepy accents.

Seriously, if you want to have a creepy kid in your movie, you always find some kid with a creepy British accent.

Isn't there a kid with a creepy British accent in The Human Centipede?� If not, there should be, because that kid would make the movie even creepier!

[via Fail Blog]

Over the weekend, the Internet did you a favor and found you a girlfriend.

Well, two possible girlfriends, actually.� You can take your pick.

I'm leaning towards the girl on the left.� At least she had the balls to punch that other girl in the face.� Though she does have balls, which makes me a bit apprehensive…

[via CollegeHumor]

Hey, I have an idea…

Why don't you go out and WARN these people of the impending danger instead of filming them?� Set down your video camera and grab a roadblock.

"Well, here you go, mate.� Watch these chaps slide away to their deaths.� That'll be worth a wee chuckle now, won't it?� Cup o' tea and biscuits as you wait?"

Much better.� Solid humanity.

[via Cynical-C]

True music industry professionals know the real money is in Christmas music.� That's why everyone from Elvis to Pokemon has released an Xmas album.

So above, check out a new Christmas song from a young British holiday entrepreneur.� (If you say "holiday entrepreneur" in a proper British accent, it's actually an alliteration.)

He's charging 99 cents per download on his website for this tune and I think he's going to make a fortune.

First, part of the holiday spirit is the spirit of giving.� Charities tend to go into overdrive for Christmas, and it's definitely charity to give this kid money for his singing.� Way to tap into that market, buddy.

Second, holiday depression is a major issue for a lot of people. Watching this music video will instantly remind them that their lives are not as bad as they could be.� And trust me, 99 cents is a lot cheaper than a handle of Wild Turkey.

Lastly, Jesus died for our sins.� (Well, your sins.� I could care less.)� And it is definitely a sin to think all the rude things you're thinking about this kid.� 99 cents should be enough to clear your conscience and keep you off the naughty list.

And what?� You think you could write a better Christmas song??� I doubt it!

Wake up, everyone!� It's Christmas!

[via BuzzFeed]