britney spears

7 days from now we're all going to die.

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Poor kid.  Looks like he inherited his father's talent.

And he's playing video games in the middle of the day.  Looks like he inherited his father's work ethic too.

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"Jeez, if she's that desperate for attention, she should stop acting so crazy and just get into pornography." — Her parents

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Yeah, this seems like a great idea until you realize that every gay dude on planet Earth will want to steal your awesome iPod!

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Marines in Afghanistan show us just how desperate for entertainment Marines in Afghanistan are.

[via The Daily What]

Welp, that's it guys. We've come full circle. "Imma let you finish" jokes are officially unfunny now.

LOL? More like OLD.

Way to go, Kanye. You ruined the one good thing you started.

[@kanyewest]

• The exposed brain of a bum I saw one time in Rome
• Hobbit Feet
• A dream catcher
• The carpet in my aunt's trailer
• Moldy Indian food
• Clipped on rat tails
• The armpit of a Gremlin

Now it's your turn! What else does Britney's weave look like?

Mashable reports that Britney Spears may be poised to overtake Ashton Kutcher as the most followed person on Twitter.

Don't think this is a big deal?  Well, ZOMG, it, like, only determines who I will heart most for all of time.

People want to make a big deal about the next Supreme Court nominee, but seriously, when is the last time anyone read anything written by the Supreme Court?  Never.  Unlike the Supreme Court, the person with the most Twitter followers yields important power… power over the microblogosphere!  That's one of the largest subsections of the blogosphere.  This is important stuff.  This is where people can obtain information 140 characters at a time.

Still don't think this is a big deal?  Yeah, I thought so.  You don't.  Because it isn't.

Is Britney Spears a prostitute? Looks like someone is taking her lyrics a little too literally.

What do you think? Leave your answers in the comments below. Here's the original posting.

We all remember Chris Crocker, right?  If not, too bad.  I refuse to post that "Leave Britney Alone" video.

Daniel Tosh got a chance to speak to the man person himself about why he was so upset about Britney Spears, what he can do about it, and who he now feels America should leave alone in this week's Web Redemption.