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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we do a CeWEBrity Profile on this totally awesome dude, man. Whatever you do, don't sweat it, bro.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Look, we've all been there. Hangin' with your dudes, not a lady part in sight. So what can you do?

Submit your own Sports or Consequences and maybe we'll put them on our television program!

When in doubt, bro out.

The entire cast of Jersey Shore had the same anesthetist.

[via Stuff]

Finally, a tattoo that says what people are thinking when you tell them about getting your tattoo.

[via BuzzFeed]

Hey, at least kids at the Jersey shore are finally in school getting an education.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

You can't trust that news report.  They cited the website "Urban Dictionary."

Why's it gotta be an "urban" dictionary?  Clearly that's racist.

But a message to the old people in this news report who think "You mad bro" is racist…  You probably want to stay away from the Internet altogether.  First place to stay away from: the comments section for the YouTube video "People Think "You Mad Bro?" Is racist."

[via VVV]

Whoever created this animated GIF seems like a "glass half full" type of guy.

[via Not Safe for Human Consumption]

Not that banner ads are known for their accurate depictions of truth and reality (typically they involve conning suckers into playing the easiest flash game ever created in an attempt to sell travel packages), but the specific banner ad seen above is just egregious.

What's with the before and after pics?

"4 weeks later I was bigger and buffer and — oh yeah — I also shaved my chest and got about a decade worth of tattoos all over my arms."

What was this guy thinking? Sleeves? All the fat must've gone from his stomach to his head. If you're going to show off your sexy new chest with a killer swastika tat on your left pec, that's one thing, but you can get sleeves even when you are a "fat slob."  In fact, comparing the two pics, the arms are the one body party that doesn't even look that different.  Screw the weight loss, you coulda just gone with the sleeves, man!

But that logic would assume that these two pics are the same person, and, they obviously aren't.

[via Woosk]

This week's unclaimed domain:

BrozenYogurt.com

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Frozen yogurt is a craze among women in Los Angeles looking for a fast food alternative. But every so often, you see some health-concious fellas stop by the Yogurtland for some "broyo." Two-by-two, these fratboy bro-couples line up for toppings galore. It's about time someone capitalized on this untapped world of brogurt.

Here are some potential uses for BrozenYogurt.com:

• The homepage for a line of ice cream flavors based on Axe fragrances.
• A restaurant review site that covers places to go after a workout with your weightlifting partner.
• A Tumblr that posts candid photos of guys wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts on man dates.
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog.

Last week's unclaimed domain name wasn't available for very long! Claim BrozenYogurt.com before it's too late.

[image via mr_t_in_dc]