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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Why the hell do you think we're on hiatus!?� Chris Brown is giving us all dance lessons to get us prepared.

Don't imply anything you don't want the media to turn around and use as a headline.

For example, Harry Potter told UK magazine Dazed & Confused:

?I said to a friend the other day, ?Dude, I?m doing a show with dancers. I?ve got to be single.? He was like, ?Don?t sleep with anyone in your own show. That?s a mistake.? It?s good advice. But I?m not sure I?ll stick to it.?

The Huffington Post turned that interview into the headline seen above.

I missed the part where he said he's "looking forward to sex with Broadway dancers". Oh, right. Because he didn't actually say those words.

No matter. Every dude at any given point in their life is looking forward to sex with Broadway dancers. Maybe someday! So the headline is accurate nonetheless.

Apparently, Colorado Springs residents are living in a giant, snow-covered conservative shell.

According to Yahoo News, bus shelter posters advertising the touring production of� ?Avenue Q? were rejected because they showed puppet cleavage. That?s right, fuzzy pink puppet cleavage was deemed too racy for the town.

The promotional posters were replaced by one showing the face of another puppet. But I don?t see why they even bothered. If the image of some fuzzy boobies was seen as inappropriate, the play itself is going to knock their cotton knee-highs right off.

I bet they wouldn?t like the song ?The Internet is for Porn? and they?d probably hate ?You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want (When You?re Makin? Love)?.

Most of all, I can?t imagine Colorado Springsians enjoying ?My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada?, specifically the last line. (I can't write it out. Just�click here. Are you back? Eeek!)

Lighten up, Colorado Springs bus shelter advertising company people. It?s only a puppet. With a nice rack. You?re probably just jealous because your wives' cleavage looks more like this…