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The only thing worse than being punched in the face is being told you look like a man.

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This video of a computer monitor being "delivered" by a FedEx guy has gone viral today.

"The sad part is that I was home at the time with the front door wide open," writes the uploader.  "Now I have to return my monitor since it is broken."

I know our instinct is to castigate this guy, but come on…  like you give a fuck about your job?

Yes, this example is particularly egregious, but aren't we all just tossing those proverbial computer monitors over some metaphorical fence?

This holiday season, let's all be a little more understanding of one another, realizing that we're all phoning this shit in until at least 2012.  Maybe longer if the economy stays in the toilet.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

The book's better anyway.

I know there's something I was supposed to do this week, but I can't find my calendar.

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You get extremely disappointed with my choice of video.

Beware!  There's a criminal on the loose!

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Literally.

No wonder people are reading the internet more than the paper.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Orgasmic truck" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Orgasmic truck."  Yes, but we can do better.  What you got?

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Following last week's record-breakingly close vote off, this week's Rename This Video Vote had a runaway winner.  "The last time there were this many white balls around one pussy the Duke lacrosse team was accused of rape" by jon david pounded the competition.  It's funny because it's topical!

Apparently, breaking glass doors is the latest craze.

Fresh on the heels of our Video Breakdown featuring a man busting through an automatic glass door, here comes another lunatic dumping glass on her head the old fashioned way… by breaking through a pane of it.

But be careful, kids, just because something is a trend doesn't mean you should try it.  At least that's the lesson I learned from Lady GaGa.

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