broom

Hot damn! He can kiss his virginity goodbye.

[via Unique Daily]

So that's where my broom went.

[via Certified Bullshit Technician]

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Warren.

He's also wearing a cloak that makes him invisible to women.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

Unfortunately, in the real world, there's no spell
to protect your balls from broom damage.