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Is there a heat wave in this country or is it just these two?

[via IHC]

Darwin's on the phone. He wants to talk to you about something.

But finish putting out a fire from inside a burning building first.

[via The Chive]

There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza,

There's a ho in my bucket, dear Liza, a ho.

[via The Chive]

"There are those that look at cakes the way they are, and ask why? I dream of cakes that never were, and ask why not?" – This Guy

[via The Clearly Dope]

This kitten had dreams.  She was going to go back to training school.  Get her life together.  Starting going to the scratching post at least once a day.  Only special diet food.  And the good brands: Fancy Feast.  None of that generic brand crap.

But then you ruined it for her.  You ruined it all.

[via CollegeHumor]

So one of you did your best Mike Pomranz impression in the comments last week in an attempt to gain favor and get your video posted.

Well, it worked.  I didn't become a full-time blogger by not listening to myself.

I always say, "Mike Pomranz knows best!" and this week I'm listening to him.  Here's that Daniel floating in a bucket of water clip you asked for, Mike.  Love the beard, by the way.

Leave your suggestions for a favorite video in the comments!

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

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