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"Our girls are on fire!" -Ant Strip Club Promoter

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It's 4:20. On 4/20.

You should definitely be high enough to find this hilarious.

Plus "roach."

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Things have been quiet around the Tosh.0 offices this past week.  Everyone's out shooting Web Redemptions for Tosh.0 Season 4 (which starts on Tuesday, January 31 at 10/9c… cough).

So now seems like a perfect time to look back at a classic Web Redemption from Season 3.

And you're right, Tomas, it was hard to find.  You know, having to Google "Isiah Carey Tosh.0" and looking at the second link down.  Tough stuff there.

Are you sure you were spelling his name right, Tomas?  Maybe you left out the "H"?  Seems like you enjoy leaving the "H" out of things.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

"Wait a minute, I want to change my story…  I didn't send those sexually explicit photos to women on Twitter…  A bug did!  It was all a bug!  I have the evidence right here!" – Anthony Weiner

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Bug in Mouth Reporter (above)
• This week's Video Breakdown featured a Batman beatdown
• We put 20 Seconds on the Clock for a baby-shaped cake
• Daniel introduced the hot new game show Knife or Banana
• And we were forced to listen to you ladies saying Stuff You Never Want to Hear Guys Say

Lastly, you can check out every single source clip used in tonight's episode in this week's raw clips guide.

Last Friday, we showed you "Ladybug Plays with Sprinkles" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Ladybug Plays with Sprinkles."  Ladybugs have been asking for it for a looong time with their fancy dotted wings.  Let's give those jerks their comeuppance.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was jbryan138 with his title, "That's the closest those band kids will ever get to scoring."  I think we all can agree the best zingers always revolve around attacking someone's virginity.  So congratulations, jbryan138!  May your victory cause you to score repeatedly!

Finally, noticeably absent this past week was an entrance from scortster2001 — Rename This Video's first ever three time champion — who stirred up some controversy with a somewhat suspicious third victory.  Well, I have spoken to scortster2001 (Dreams do come true!) and determined that his path to victory was in no way unethical.  However, whether he will be able to pick up the pieces after this accusation (by me) and rack up an unprecedented fourth victory is yet to be seen.

For one brief moment, Twitter users had found the key: the way to make anyone on Twitter follow them whether they liked it or not.

As Mashable reported yesterday, users could get anyone to follow them by tweeting the word "accept" and the username of the account they wanted to be following them.

Conan O'Brien's account suddenly jumped from 1 follower to nearly 200, causing him to send out the tweet above.  Ha!  That Conan…  So jolly for an unemployed guy… (unlike my dad).

Needless to say this bug was the "roofies" of social media: Sure you could get people to follow you, but you didn't feel good about it the next morning.  And eventually you all knew you'd get caught… which is what happened.

Twitter reports they have fixed the bug and are rolling back all the accounts that exploited it.  I guess it's for the best.  Justin Bieber probably didn't want to be following me anyway.  Probably…

Some days, searching the Internet sucks.  Do you guys really want to see sneezing dogs and trick dice hacks?

But just as I was lamenting my fate, I came upon some good news: The Internet Will End in 30 Years!

Via ReadWriteWeb:

"A bug similar to the millennium bug…dubbed the "2038 bug," arises because Unix-based systems store the time as a signed 32-bit integer, in seconds, from midnight on January 1 1970. And the latest time that can be represented in that format, by the Posix standard, is 3:14 AM on January 19, 2038."

That's fine by me.  Screw the Internet!  30 years from now, Daniel Tosh will be an old man, and I'll finally have my own show.  My working title is Mike.0.

And if you think that sucks, you can burn in hell with the Internet!

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