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Basically if you eat this it will save you from gang violence. Because nobody fucks with crazy people.

Having a hard time believing this is real? The truth hurts.

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She actually wasn't that upset until the manager pulled out the free penis she had won.

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Trust me, you don't want cheese on yours.

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And then if you give us another three dollars after that, we'll let you drink the french fry grease.

Just the way it is.?

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I think I'm going to really RELISH fatherhood.

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Do NOT eat one of these.

It was an absolute terror on my stomach.

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This world's not gonna get any better. So we may as well go to Fat Ho Burgers and order the Supa Fly Ho W/ Chz.

Because when those deadly toxins eventually make their way over to the United States, I want to die knowing I've left no insensitively named meal uneaten.

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BuzzFeed has declared this food item "your new Double Down."

The Footlong Cheeseburger is the brainchild of Carl's Jr., per capita, possibly the worst fast food chain in America, assuming you haven't recently been to any freeway rest stops and encountered a Roy Rogers.  Carl's Jr. are the people that thought acquiring Hardee's was a good idea.  But I digress.

A blogger on Foodbeast not only tried the Footlong Cheeseburger and wrote up his experience, but also created an entire gallery of photos.  It looks like someone took a few terrible Carl's Jr. burgers and tossed them on a Subway bun.  (Subway also being a competitor in the worst restaurant chain battle.)

But I've previously proven I'm willing to eat anything.  I'll be out in California in a few weeks.  If the Internet buzz continues to build on this monstrosity, I'll give it a try.

What do you think?  Puke to the eyes or possible amazing burger breakthrough?

The above image has been popular this week on the web after Steven Von Worley created this graphic and posted it on his blog, Weather Sealed.

The lights on the map represent the geographic location of every one of the 13,000 plus McDonald's restaurants in the United States, effectively showing how densely the fast food burger chain covers our country.

Oddly enough, however, the map also doubles as a reference on where in America you can find a family of 9 living in a dwelling no larger than 200 total square feet.

Go figure.

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user rockface21.

The Jeffery Dahmer burger?  Hardee's has lost its f*cking mind!!!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

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