Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Burger King's summer menu is here! And there's a bacon sundae on it. I'm serious.
Which is just what I need to beat the heat- chunky meat flavored ice cream.
But what I'm scratching my head about most, is why I've never thought of bacon with chocolate syrup before. I'm a failure to the stoner community.
[via Gawker]
4/20 seems as good a day as any to post this video of a Japanese man eating a Whopper with 1,050 pieces of bacon on it.
If you are what you eat, he is fat.
[via VVV]
We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Chris DeHaven in response to a sign at Burger King.
Anybody that shows that kind of enthusiasm for Natty Ice deserves some sort of recognition. Congrats?
Treat yourself tonight, Chris. Have a Coors Light.
Woah, Andrew. Who are you calling the f-word? The things we show you on Tosh.0 deserve to be analyzed and discussed and defended.
You're the one eavesdropping in a Burger King! #shutupandeatyourfries
Tune in to an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central! We'll show you at least 10 things worth reenacting with a chicken strip.
Remember that time you were drunk and you drove through Burger King on the way home and then you got home and your roommates had already ordered pizza and you ended up eating both foods at once?
First of all, you shouldn't have been driving drunk. Take a cab, loser.
Anyway. Guess what?! A Burger King in NYC sells that now! It's a 9-and-a-half-inch wide burger made with four Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, and Tuscan pesto sauce. It's called The New York Pizza Burger.
And it sounds deeelicious! I bet it goes really well with room temperature Natty Light! Your second dinner is served.
[via Serious Eats]
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