burger king

I still read my hometown's local paper online to stay up-to-date on the state of affairs and to see which of my high school classmates have been arrested.

Sometimes I come across nuggets of awesome like this news story about a man causing trouble at Burger King.

To recap, there wasn't any lemonade, Pedro got upset, and was eventually charged with battery.

The incident is very ridiculous. And typical of something that would happen in South Florida. But the news piece is even more ridiculous. With a title like "He Didn't Get It His Way", I should have known the opening sentence would be a winner. But man, I wasn't ready for this one.

"An Immokalee man was squeezed behind bars after police say he became sour over the lack of lemonade at a local fast food restaurant."

Two lemon puns in one sentence? Hey-o!

Today's local news award goes to the Naples Daily News online department! Thanks for peeling this story open to give us the juicy details!

The Daily What declared that "I?d say give this lady a laziness award but she?d probably be too lazy to accept it."

More like give this woman a genius award for being a genius!

In a fast food restaurant, you're surrounded by chairs.  Why not grab one and take a seat?!  It's like, at waterparks, why aren't the lines in the water?

Why aren't the lines in the water?!?

But seriously, I'm bored.  Let's have a vote.  Lazy or Genius?

[image via Reddit]

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You better not put your hands anywhere near my nuts!

[Photo used via Creative Commons license from Darren Copley / Flickr]

For the second week in a row, comments on Have Tosh.0 Your Way passed the 1,000 comment mark!  And as usual, we sorted through every one of them looking for the best user submitted caption to last week's "Unimpressed Dog" picture.

Lots of people thought this dog was headed towards an untimely death, but he seems smarter than that, so we went with the following caption from a comment left by the user looking funny.

I'm getting the feeling my seeing eye dog wants me dead.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition of Have Tosh.0 Your Way where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

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It's nice.  It's no bouncing tennis ball, but it's nice.

Last week's Have Tosh.0 Your Way post was our most popular yet, generating well over 1,000 comments!  We dug through every single one of them looking for the best user submitted caption to the "Faceplant" picture.

What we ended up with was blurry vision from too much time reading off a computer screen and the following caption from a comment left by the user Stokes Wallace.

From this day on, the company was known as Wham-O.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition of Have Tosh.0 Your Way where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

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You think that's bad… She lost an arm going down the red slide.

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption to our "Old School Pong" picture for last week's Have Tosh.0 Your Way post.

This week's featured caption comes from one of our mobile users, Matt Larson.

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"Courtney Love tried a new sport this week….."

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"If I can just win this point they'll let me die."

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption to our "Penguin Photographer" picture for last week's Have Tosh.0 Your Way post.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Erik.

I guess this is why Planet Earth took several years to complete.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition of Have Tosh.0 Your Way where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

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