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Yeah, but does it do anal?

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What woman doesn't love the smell of leather?

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In her defense, after she saw the snake she caught her husband in bed with the maid and THEN burned down the house.

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It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

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Alex Trebek is kind of turning into a bitch in his old age, no?

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Katy Perry was right. California girls really are undeniable.

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He's not very good at it.

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I never thought it was possible that taking off a pair of Crocs could make someone look worse.

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Chinese university students who were evacuated during their graduation due to a fire took the opportunity to snap some celebratory photos.

The Daily Mail reports one student said, "It's too big of a coincidence to see the university on fire today, as it's also graduation day. The students are filled with love in seeing the school burn."

Alright, you win this round, China.  But America's not through.  This is the greatest country in the world.  We'll figure out ways to show how much we hate school that you've never even dreamed of.

No one hates education more than America.  No one!

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Hey, Skipper Andrew Strauss? You got any bigger urns? We're trying to find somewhere to store all the ashes from that BUUUUURN.