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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

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This photo takes place in the future when we finally figure out what to do with poor people who ride the bus.

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Also: Is Rosa Parks charging way too much to teach me Spanish?

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"My bad, Ms. Frizzle. Gurl, that's a booty valve!"

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If you'd prefer to ride in an $800,000 vehicle, might I recommend "Garbage Man."

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Casey Smith from U of Mich,

I grant your wish 'cause you tha ish.

And even though this one's been done,

Who cares? Encores are so much fun.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

ATTENTION: You'll only get hit by a bus if you're in the middle of saying something really impor-

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This is how people in Europe have fun. And why I'll never visit Europe.

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He got a free tattoo though!

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He also has an iSleepOnTheTrain shirt, but he only wears it during sex.

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