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How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

[via Barstool]

Buseys are special. They can see and hear things that normal people can't. They sit on hills, smoke cigars and talk about Lord Of The Rings characters for no apparent reason. They tend to travel alone. I don't know how a male or female Busey apparatus works but it must be working in some way because there's also Jake Busey. Doggone Buseys, they're so cute. Can't tell the boys from the girls which must make it exciting for them. Buseys wear NFL hats and they always get stuff done quickly efficiently and to the T. They can finish a pint of Jager in under 6 seconds and also their skin is the color of ham.

[via thebuseyzone]

Oz has the best hearts. Would you go get me two? Utah, gimme two!

[via The Daily What]

With the short clip above, Gary Busey has officially endorsed Donald Trump's run for the presidency.

I've created a Busey-ism for Gary Busey's last name.  B-U-S-E-Y stands for "Buddy, Understand Something. Essentially Yourealivingjoke."

[via Dlisted]