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It's called courtesy manscaping, Leonardo.

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Trim that shit up, wall! You look like a wall from an '80s porno!

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Today is Election Day.  Everything is on the line.  Who will control the House?  How will the balance of power shift in the Senate?  Who the hell cares!?

On November 2nd, only one man is willing to ask the big questions: Daniel Tosh.  And not only that, he's letting you, the voters, decide.

So watch the video above, weigh your options carefully and then let your voice be heard below.  God Bless America!

Last Friday, we showed you "Pissy Pants Pass Out" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

"Pissy Pants Pass Out"?  Really??  Who named this video?  A six-year-old?  I know our fans have at least a better sense of humor than a school boy.

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Spudgirl who quipped, "It's cool, I've got a sweatband."  Way to go, Spudgirl…  Kick a guy while he's down.  Luckily, we're pretty sure that video was fake, so he deserved it.  Plus kicking people while they're down is the Tosh.0 way!  Congrats, Spudgirl!

I used to babysit for a 3 year-old that did this exact same thing every time a girl on the playground touched him. He would always wipe their cooties off on my shirt.

Then I would give him a squirt of hand sanitizer and a few Goldfish crackers and send him back out there to play with the other kids. And if he was good all afternoon, we'd have popsicles!

It's so easy being a kid. Life is just one big playground.

Make sure Georgey doesn't talk to Uncle Joe. He'll put bad words into his mouth.

Having an Internet show carries a responsibility to show you, the viewer, a sample of some of the nasty things we see on a daily basis. Here's a list of some of those things we've shown on Tosh.0.

It's up to you if you can stomach watching them again. I double dog dare you!

7. The Cyst

We've all been or are teenagers (let's be honest, I consider everyone online to be about 14 years old,) so we've all had to deal with acne. But bacne like this? I'm not quite sure I'd know what to do, let alone have the foresight to record it and slap it online. So you guys check this out and see how much you can watch. For some reason, it just keeps on going…

After the jump, see the full list of the 7 Hardest Things to Watch that We've Shown on Tosh.0! more...

Last week's episode brought national attention to certain Demi Moore body parts.

This week, we look at some viewer reaction to the phenomenon.

If you happened to miss last week's video and ensuing Google buzz, go check out post #1 and post #2.

Also, remember to hunt down Daniel Tosh on Twitter where you can get in on that phenomenon.

Wonder how "Demi Moore Bush" became the #1 Google Trend this morning?

Find out how to see this horrifying picture after the jump.

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