but why?

Patton Oswalt and Michael Chiklis thought it would be a good idea to reenact the cutest argument ever.

We're in the process of sending Patton a writer's table. So he can dance on it.

[via FoD]

Best picture ever.

Because this one does! At a low $29.99, The Emergency Bra goes from bra to strapless bra to nursing bra and, in the event of a crisis, in can be used as two face masks. That's right. Not just one face mask. But two.

Your boobs won't be in held in place anymore but you and one other lucky person will be protected from breathing deadly air. Add it to my cart!

Man, what will they think of next? I know we're all still waiting on some magical contraption that records live television so you can play it back later. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. One life-altering invention at a time.

[via The DW]

Polyvore put together an ensemble of clothes for girls to wear if they want to look like Daniel Tosh. One more time ? it's a wardrobe for females who have the desire to dress like Daniel.

Umm…cool? Thanks Polyvore? This is really helpful for myself and the 3 other girls who watch this show.

At our next Females Fans of Tosh.0 meeting, we'll have to discuss what it takes to pull off a buzz cut.

[thanks zackmakey]

(Kinda NSFW)

Sometimes I find videos that I know you guys will love. This is one such video.

How do I know you'll love it? Because I know your interests. Like CPR. And… other life-saving procedures.

You may be wondering why they're in undies. Or you may not. In fact, you're probably not even reading this anymore.

Alright, guys, we'll reconnect later when I bring you Babes Doing Brain Surgery. You'll love it too. It's brain surgery!

[via Unique Daily]

Do you ever try to watch Tosh.0 while camping, riding a bus, or sitting in a crowded park? Is it hard to enjoy the tit jokes, race jokes, and dick jokes when you know others can see your screen? Well, boy, do I have a solution for you!

It's the TV Hat! And for only $30, this hat can give you the privacy needed to fully enjoy the show.

Simply mount your iPod or other portable media player into the hat and watch Web Redemptions like you've never watched them before.

If you use your TV Hat in public, you can enjoy surround sound laughter as well. It's never been this much fun to wear a TV!

[via The UberReview]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Tosh.0 superfan Kati Kennan wants to follow the show with rope and a camera!

But why? Are we going to build a rope swing on camera? Are you going to take pictures of us jumping rope? Are we going to film a game of Tug O' War?

Wait, we can't do any of these fun things with a yard of rope. Do you know how little a yard of rope is? If you're going to follow the show with rope it should be at least 10 feet long. At least.

Or why don't you just follow the blog and Daniel's Twitter account instead? That way things don't get too out of hand before JUNE 2nd.