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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, June 18

So Nice We Get Them Twice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 3, 2013 at 12:00PM

One of these people loves the shocker, and the other one loves butts. Which is which?

Hint: this is a trick question.

[via Izismile]

Fan Favorites: Qaddafi'd

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 2, 2013 at 6:00PM

Better late than never, Bobby. Also I forgive you for taking the correct spelling and stabbing it in the butt with a knife.

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My Ass Tastes Great On Special K

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

Sorry, I'm allergic to strawberries.*

*I'm not attracted to women.

[via Acid Cow]

Hey, Has Your Blazer Been Doing Pilates?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 14, 2012 at 11:00AM

This guy really puts the "buttcrack" in "menswear."

[via The Chive]

Is That The Technical Term?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 7, 2012 at 6:00PM

I wish I were as committed to anything as this man is to having a loose anus.

[via CollegeHumor]

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Thanks, Grandpa

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

I'm not sure what, but something about your truck makes me want to be a proctologist.

[via I Am Bored]

Want Some Chocolate Milk? It's Homemade

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 14, 2012 at 2:00PM

This has been my post-workout power move for years.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Childbearing Hips

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 9, 2012 at 10:00AM

Kim Kardashian is going to be a great mom.

[via Eat Liver]

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Do You Guys Remember Books?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2012 at 12:00PM

She's got no parents AND a butt for a face. It's actually the exact same plot as Annie.

[via Uber Humor]

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