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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Your Tag's Sticking Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 8, 2012 at 1:00PM

Also, your butt is on backwards.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

backwards

butt

fupa

omg

woman

wtf

Don't You Miss Field Trips?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

I wouldn't recap this one over dinner.

[via I am Bored]

Tags: 

butt

cor

dinner

ew

field

kids

poop

trip

I Was Having A Bad Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 24, 2012 at 4:00PM

Not anymore.

[via IMNS]

How… Creative of You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 12, 2012 at 5:00PM

The kid across the street just stands there licking the button all day.

[via izismile]

Tags: 

animal

butt

doorbell

ew

Be Careful Out There…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 2, 2012 at 12:00PM

Hey look…  One of you Qaddafi'ing assholes made the Richmond local news.

[via Reddit]

You May Want to Consider Changing Seats

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Butt I don't feel like moving!"

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

ass

ass crack

butt

butt crack

crack

el

gross

subway

train

Stop Dressing Like This

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 19, 2012 at 2:00PM

Just because your sense of self-awareness stopped growing doesn't mean your ass did too.

Buy some new shorts.

[via IAB]

Tags: 

ass

butt

clothes

dress

fat

shorts

tight

Private Eyes

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

They're watching you.

[via Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

ass

bad tattoos

butt

buttcrack

eyes

tattoo

Here's That Instructional Booty Pop Video You Asked For

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 12, 2012 at 10:00AM

I just want to point out that I am white, and I don't have a huge thing for asses, and I can still watch this video.  So all that you really need to do is practice.  People underestimate the amount of practice being an ass man takes.  Um, they feel like they should love asses naturally, and if they don't, then it's just not for them.  But I think that everyone, if they practice enough, can enjoy staring at a woman's bouncing ass.  So, work at it.  You might be surprised at how long it took for most men to get this.

[via Blame It on the Voices]

Touch of Class

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 5, 2012 at 12:00PM

No.  I do not want to see your "full class" service.

[via NickMom]

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