But I'm still putting my dick in it.
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Sometimes, the best way to do a job is extremely quickly, while expending the least amount of effort possible. Yes, half-assing is a time-honored tradition that dates all the way back to prehistoric times, when in lieu of a long, drawn out courtship, cavemen would instead land a life mate by bashing them over the head with a rock and dragging them home.
So in honor of those who are barely even trying at all, like our friend pictured above who parks wherever the hell his car happens to stop, I give you this hastily constructed top ten post that's virtually devoid of any substance or hard work. Click below for more… Show full post
This is refreshing since they usually just toss each other's salad.
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