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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Mmm, My Favorite Station

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Need help with your nut butter creation? Just ask us (to point a space heater towards your balls)."

[via Imgur]

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balls

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food

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leg

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This Is Happiness

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2013 at 2:00PM

What a nice picture of Paula Deen! But who's that lady sitting next to her? HA GET IT SHE'S THE BUTTER.

[via Izismile]

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 17, 2013 at 6:00PM

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Turns out "peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat" is not edible. RIP, my little pixelated friend.

[via YouTube]

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jelly

peanut

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Girl Got Pasteurized

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2012 at 4:00PM

She really did grow up so fast!

[via Izismile]

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The Biggest Riddle in the Grocery Store

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 12:00PM

You know what would taste unbelievable? Actual butter.

[via Ratsoff]

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believe

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not

riddle

store

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A Black Baby, And Unsalted Butter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 3, 2012 at 1:00PM

I love it when the last two things on my list are in the same section.

[via Cherry Plucker]

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baby

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WTFriday

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 8, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via CollegeHumor]

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animation

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dancing

mel gibson

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 27, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Dlisted]

Leave Butter Alone!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 19, 2011 at 1:00PM

Norway is suffering from a butter crisis. And Tommy wants Americans to stop taking the issue so lightly.

Not since Chris Crocker begged us to leave Britney alone have we heard such a passionate plea.

So to all of you who are mocking the poor Norwegians while enjoying your morning toast: you better watch out! Because Tommy will fly to your house and eat the butter out of your fridge IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY.

Of course you can go to the store and get more butter because you don't live in Norway. But you won't be able to go to the store and get a new brain that doesn't hold the memory of watching Tommy eat butter out of your fridge. So keep that in mind.

[via Videogum]

You Can Really Taste the Ho

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 4, 2011 at 10:00AM

Of all people, my mom sent me this pic.

Mom.  I told you.  I'm not going to advertise your apple butter business on the blog, okay.

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