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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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I Can't Believe It's Not Vagina…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

But I'm still putting my dick in it.

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10 Amazing Half-Assed Efforts

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

Sometimes, the best way to do a job is extremely quickly, while expending the least amount of effort possible. Yes, half-assing is a time-honored tradition that dates all the way back to prehistoric times, when in lieu of a long, drawn out courtship, cavemen would instead land a life mate by bashing them over the head with a rock and dragging them home.

So in honor of those who are barely even trying at all, like our friend pictured above who parks wherever the hell his car happens to stop, I give you this hastily constructed top ten post that's virtually devoid of any substance or hard work. Click below for more… Show full post

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Better Be Buttered

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 23, 2013 at 12:00PM

Better Be Buttered

This is refreshing since they usually just toss each other's salad.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Peaceful Pete Johnston.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Better Be Buttered

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

Better Be Buttered

You can finally take "popcorn bukkake from a boy band" off your bucket list.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Julian Parker/Contributor/Getty Images]