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But those of you who aren't felons should go vote.

Unless you're lazy.  Or apathetic.  Or realize that this country is screwed either way.  Or realize that your vote doesn't matter.  Or forgot to register.  Or never wanted to register.  Or don't know where your polling place is.  Or are too far from your polling place to get there.  Or forgot to get a mail-in ballot.  Or aren't a citizen.  Or are planning on voting for a third party candidate so you're throwing your vote away anyway.  Or are a felon.

But if you're none of those things, go vote!

At the very least, tell your boss you're voting and go drink a beer.

This year, I'm voting Bud Dry!

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The day after Halloween seems to be a bad day for Internet news. I want to give you something memorable. I want to find today's big thing but it doesn't exist. Today's big thing is too busy removing its Halloween make-up to do anything worth sharing.

So instead of posting some new awesome meme, I'm posting this. It's the Inception button. And it instantly adds drama and excitement to anything. Even a day like today. Click here.

BRRRAAAAHHHM.

TechCrunch reports that Twitter is in the midst of formally changing all of our "Update" buttons into "Tweet" buttons as their graphic above shows.

This is what we call "product branding."  You see, before, we were "updating our statuses" just like all those lameos over at Facebook.  But now we are officially "tweeting."  That is an action that cannot be infringed upon without serious trademark violations!

So from now on, there is no denying that sending an 140 character message is "tweeting!"

Well, unless you are using a text message.  Then I guess it's called "texting."

So basically, sending a message via Twitter is tweeting.  But we already knew that.  So what have we really gained here?

Did anyone even realize that button said "Update" before all this??  I'm suddenly feeling like checking my Myspace account…

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