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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Richard Branson dressed up like a lady. Turns out he has great legs. 
• Animal Livestreams! Go ahead. Watch baby ducks all day.
• Goldblumings might be the best single-topic tumblr ever.
• Meet wheelie man. He does wheelies like, all the time.
• Hot girls wash cars with their boobs. Women's rights!
• Kanye West ran his face into a sign, promptly flips the fuck out.
• Everyone wants to live on Mars, which is weird because Mars looks boring as shit.
• Mind the gap is all about girl's butts in underwear. I'm really delivering the T&A today.
• A woman got arrested on a flight and wouldn't stop singing I Will Always Love You. I honestly don't see the problem here.
• And here's what a missed connection in Alaska looks like. Hint: birding.

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

It makes more sense when her pet chimp is with her.

[via People of Walmart]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

This is going to make the PERFECT lullaby for Kim and Kanye's baby.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Videogum]

And yet when I walk around like this, I get arrested.

[via Izismile]

I know it's early, but I got you guys a Krispy Kreme video about touching butts.

[via Krispy Kreme]

If you limit your sluttiness to a single body part, I'm sorry, but you're not a very good slut.

[via I Am Bored]

Now you're just showing off, Canada.

[via Acid Cow]

And whoever spent 8 million years editing this obviously likes both.

So.. Where's the Selena footage?

[via The Viral Trend]

Of course it's easy to meet women at Walmart if you happen to go to the one where all the women are constantly shaking their asses!

[via The Daily What]