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A wise man once said, "Shoot for the moon. If you miss, then just kill yourself." If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

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• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
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More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Now go fiddle with your dinguses.

In the words of Leonard Nimoy: "Hey, look, I'm Mr. Spock. A-duuurrr!" If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Until then, go join a gym; we can all see your moobs.

Tickets are still available for Daniel's June Gloom tour, and it is going to be ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. Get all the info here.

Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.

To quote Dr. Seuss, "I can lick 30 tigers today". If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring some criminal activity: Stick up with a stick, the weed leaf fail, and the 7/11 hit and run.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  More of me secretly eating chocolate all day continues tomorrow.

If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

[via Blame It On The Voices]

You're crapping your pants with excitement? Me too. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring your favorite local news moments: Leprechaun in Mobile, Antoine Dodson, and I Like Turtles Kid.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  Which means you have seven days to buy an ice cream maker and go balls to the walls.

"It's not close to good schools but let's be honest, that's probably not going to make a difference." -Your landlord, who is also your cousin.

[via The Clearly Dope]

That's how you know the game is used.  If it was new, you'd be buying it from a Japanese person.

[via Reddit]

Do you ever cook bacon in the morning and wish you could smell like it for the rest of the day? Well, wish no more! Because bacon cologne is now a thing! That is for sale. On the Internet.

It actually sounds kind of disgusting. But it can't be worse than Axe Body Spray.

So go ahead. Mist that pork.

[via Geekologie]