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Don't worry she's not hurt- she was already dead.

[via The Chive]

Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we give this cool cabbie a Web Redemption. Yeah! Uh huh.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Don't front on Sactown, baby.  They got museums like art, bitch!

[via The Daily What]

I'd rather not pay for a cab when that Legit Van Full Of Candy in front of you is offering rides for free.

[via izismile]

I think the second part is self-explanatory.

[via izismile]

Yeah. But is he homeless??!?!?

[via the DW]

Remember to leave your suggestion for a Fan Favorite in the comments!

First, I'd like to address a fan question:

Answer: We stopped doing it.

Please don't ask me any other questions as I will never do that again.

Now… Onto this week's Fan Favorite!

This week, I'm featuring the "cab driver who falls asleep and crashes" because of loser's generous offer to check me for lumps.  Which is just what I need because I don't have heath insurance.  I prefer to spend my disposable monthly income on high end Argentinian Malbecs and paying off past due legal fees.

And don't say that was supposed to be a joke about me having man tits!  Males suffering from breast cancer is severely overlooked medical issue!

Oh, and thanks, loser, on the heads up on that viral video of the guy dancing into traffic that everyone has seen a million times.  I'll be sure to go hunt that one down!

In this week's Video Breakdown, Daniel pinpoints and breaks down the moment in which a cabby's life flashes before his eyes.

We put 20 seconds on the clock for Eve, the World's Tallest Model — the model so nice we had to put 20 seconds on the clock twice.

And Daniel weighs the pros and cons of getting your face stepped on by two to three women at once.

That's not all.  You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

• This week's Web Reunion with The Crystal Light Dancers
• Did you Guess What Happens Next?
• Our web chat with the Wii Fit Girl
• Want to submit your own video?  Do it here!

See every single solitary clip from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

There were a lot of really great comments this week, but after much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user bayshore.

Raise your hand if you think babies taste like chicken!

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 caption challenge using your phone, text COMEDY to 44686 and we'll send you the link. While there you can also sign up to get a text message whenever the latest caption challenge begins.

Think you're funnier than Tosh.0?  Post your own joke about this picture in the comments.  Then check back Monday at 4pm when we'll post our favorite!

"Why aren't any of these taxis stopping?!"