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DON'T GET THEM WET YOU'LL RUIN THEM.

Unlike Skrillex's hair, which was made for absorbing liquid.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't worry, Carli.  You can just watch Tosh.0 at Shauna's house!

Well, shiiiiiiiiiiit.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Ha, Time Warner. Does this mean we all get free cable?

Here's a single serving Tumblr blog with a very simple goal: Provide "proof that whoever writes the Comcast OnDemand descriptions is drunk."

Though some of the screenshots on WTF Comcast are more amusing that others, there is the occasional classic like the one above.

"The first to stay true to Mary Shelley's original novel"?  Dude, if you are so knowledgeable in classic literature, why are you writing OnDemand descriptions for Comcast?

Probably because he is a raging alcoholic that can't hold down a better job.

And there you go: "Proof that whoever writes the Comcast OnDemand descriptions is drunk."

I haven't done a proof since 9th grade Geometry!

On September 2nd, 1969, two computers at UCLA passed data between one another through a 15 foot cable …and thus the Internet was born.

Upon analysis of that data, scientist determined that, yes, they would like to attend that evening's Grateful Dead concert and were themselves grateful they had been emailed a reminder.

Forty years later, the Internet is still going strong… maybe even stronger.

So what do you get the birthday boy who has everything?  Literally.  You can find EVERYTHING on the Internet.

You get him the tackiest piece of birthday cake clipart you can find on him.

Just think, if it wasn't for the Internet, where would we find garbage like this?!  Certainly not on a goddamn ham radio!!