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Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

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I'll Have Some Cake (With A Side Of Real Talk)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

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They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.

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Cut That Cake Like You're Married To It

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

Who wants the first piece of my rage?

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For When Eating Meat Just Isn't Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

What can I say, I don't eat desserts that can't stare back at me.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 19, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Don't you mean #pieceofcakeisacarbohydrate?

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He's Not The Most Romantic Baker

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

But every part of him is SO sweet.

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World's Sh*ttiest Birthday

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 6:00PM

Not bad, but it would have looked more believable if you'd thrown a couple of nuts in there.

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Happy Birthday, MLK Jr!

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 21, 2013 at 10:00AM

Hope you're all enjoying your day off! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

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'Is There A Way To Make That Red… Bloodier?'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

"The tits look great though."

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Have Some Cake

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

In related news, the Lakers fan is in stable condition and I now watch sports religiously.

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