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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

At Least She Apologized

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 12, 2013 at 10:00PM

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The supermarket bakery misspelled "Happy Birthday Jordan."

[via College Humor]

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For Worse…

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 11, 2013 at 6:00PM

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It seems crazy, but promising to punch her in the face with a cupcake was actually in his vows.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Dig In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

Dig In

They're not even waiting until after the honeymoon to let their bodies go.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Eric Thiele.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Dig In

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2013 at 4:00PM

Dig In

Less teeth, more tongue. That's how you stay married.

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Happy Birthday, Daniel Tosh!

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 29, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Look, I made you a cake of me blacking out on your birthday cake. (Don't worry, that's a fresh diaper!)

Happy birthday to Daniel Tosh, and to all a happy Daniel!

[via Cakecentral]

10 Awesomely Horrifying Cakes

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 24, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Cake: who doesn't love it? Whether you're at a birthday, a bris, or just alone in your kitchen at 3am thinking about Jessica, cake is there. Apart from being delicious, cake is also extremely versatile. Some might even say it's the "Meryl Streep of desserts." And by some, I mean me. I say it. All the time. Which is why I don't have many friends. Anyway, we've compiled 10 of the most wonderfully disturbing cakes for you to feast your eyes on. Why? Because we love you and it's not like you have anything better to do. Let's face facts.

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Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

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"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

[via Acid Cow]

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I'll Have Some Cake (With A Side Of Real Talk)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

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They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.

[via Lamebook]

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Cut That Cake Like You're Married To It

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 1:00PM

Who wants the first piece of my rage?

[via Izismile]

For When Eating Meat Just Isn't Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

What can I say, I don't eat desserts that can't stare back at me.

[via Break]

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