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Frosting Is So Messy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

Her sunglasses doubled as splash goggles.

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Adultery Is In The Air

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

Every dark corner table at Applebee's will be booked solid tomorrow night.

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RIP Rachel's Vagina

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 12:00PM

The goo is actually a delightful raspberry confit!

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Birthday Yeezus

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 5, 2014 at 3:00PM

People say Kanye is a self-obsessed egomaniac, but this cake says his real hero is theĀ black doctor from ER.

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Happy Birthday, Alison's Friend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

OR YOU COULD HAVE NOTHING ON YOUR CAKE LIKE A GOD DAMN ADULT.

SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS I'M JUST TRYING TO FIT IN.

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