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The supermarket bakery misspelled "Happy Birthday Jordan."

[via College Humor]

It seems crazy, but promising to punch her in the face with a cupcake was actually in his vows.

[via Izismile]

They're not even waiting until after the honeymoon to let their bodies go.

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Less teeth, more tongue. That's how you stay married.

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Look, I made you a cake of me blacking out on your birthday cake. (Don't worry, that's a fresh diaper!)

Happy birthday to Daniel Tosh, and to all a happy Daniel!

[via Cakecentral]

Cake: who doesn't love it? Whether you're at a birthday, a bris, or just alone in your kitchen at 3am thinking about Jessica, cake is there. Apart from being delicious, cake is also extremely versatile. Some might even say it's the "Meryl Streep of desserts." And by some, I mean me. I say it. All the time. Which is why I don't have many friends. Anyway, we've compiled 10 of the most wonderfully disturbing cakes for you to feast your eyes on. Why? Because we love you and it's not like you have anything better to do. Let's face facts.

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"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

[via Acid Cow]

They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.

[via Lamebook]

Who wants the first piece of my rage?

[via Izismile]

What can I say, I don't eat desserts that can't stare back at me.

[via Break]