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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

This Dessert Tray Sucks (Nipples)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

And it smells like baby poo.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

baby

cake

dad

dessert

eat

fail

hold

parent

tray

wtf

Well, It's Not My Favorite Cake Wars Creation…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 12:00PM

Not the person who decorated this shitty cake!

There's no pizzazz!

[via I Heart Chaos]

Tags: 

cake

dessert

gay

guess who

wars

The Birthday Boy Gets The Biggest Piece

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 8, 2012 at 5:00PM

Johnny, it's your two favorite things: baseball, and big black dick.

[via Acid Cow]

It's The Thought That Counts

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 3, 2012 at 1:00PM

Step 1: Find another woman to put up with your shit.

[via Acid Cow]

Just Coffee For Me, Thanks

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 6:00PM

I call dibs on the lips. (Either set.)

[via Imgur]

At Least You Know How To Make It Up To Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

Although if you keep doing this, you'll have to write, "Sorry I put it in your huge ass."

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

butt

cake

Sex

sorry

Nailed It.

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 22, 2012 at 10:00AM

("Joke")

[via Buzzfeed]

Tags: 

cake

fail

olympics

rings

writing

This Post Is For My Sister

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2012 at 3:00PM

And all the other bitches born 21 years ago today.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

21

birthday

Bitch

cake

happy birthday

toilet

vomit

Your Mom Is Slutty, Even In Cake Form

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2012 at 5:00PM

Make sure you cut it below the bikini line.

[via Lamebook]

Tags: 

appetite

baby

cake

dessert

ew

foot

lose

mom

Pregnant

slutty

The Sweetest Thing I Can Say About Her

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 26, 2012 at 2:00PM

Also, Happy Birthday Todd!

[via Cherry Plucker]

Tags: 

cake

cunt

madonna

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