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That Sh*t Better Be Funfetti

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

Dina Lohan might not be perfect, but at least she apologizes.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

Thanksgiving Is More Of A Pie Holiday

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

Canceling the remaining holiday gatherings after watching Aunt Denise lustfully eat the "neck portion" of the cake.

[via Imgur]

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Penis Cake Is Sensitive

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 20, 2013 at 8:00PM

A sweet gesture to celebrate the 15-year anniversary of the first time she gave him head in that alley.

[via Reddit]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 11, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via BroBible]

Beautiful Birthday Balloons

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2013 at 6:00PM

Somehow, Carol has yet to figure out why all the other PTA moms hate her guts.

[via Uber Humor]

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Must Be Dave From HR's Birthday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Yes, cut it right down the middle, Lauren… Make sure the creamy frosting doesn't drip everywhere… Lick your fingers." -Creepy Carl

[via The Chive]

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