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L'asso — a pizza restaurant in NYC — has released a 2012 calender called "Pizza Is My Lover" featuring their pies posed as sexy "pizza pinups."

But let me be the first to remind all of you pervs out there that this is a joke, okay.  We don't need any "American Pie-like" incidents.

Because the mixture of anchovies and tomato sauce will reek havoc on your balls.  That's a medical fact.  Don't make that mistake again.

[via The Daily What]

This year some cultures have even been referring to the Day After Thanksgiving as "November 25th."

[via I Am Bored]

Twelve men of the First Parish in Framingham, ages 64 to 87, make up the Celebration 2012 Calendar.

Unfortunately we missed the calendar signing last Sunday. But you can still buy your copy here. You know, for your grandma.

[via Buzzfeed]

Some people predict the world is going to end in December 2012… which is fine by me because once this calendar runs out of new photos of hot dudes and cute kittens I'll have no reason to live anymore.

[via Tumblr / buy it at Calendars.com]

I know there's something I was supposed to do this week, but I can't find my calendar.

[via The High Definite]

Gravedigger
When you dig my grave
Could you do it topless
So that I can I see your pecs
Gravedigger

[via Julia Segel]