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If This Doesn't Get Me That Pulitzer…

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

Can you blame him for being proud of his sister?

[via Izismile]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Close Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

Janice Dickinson resorts to taking her own photo after paparazzi refuses.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Heather Elswick.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Close Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Can you see up my nose? That's where the six million dollars went."

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Looks Like She Could Use A Hand

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 12:00PM

No she can't dress herself, yes she does a mean crab walk.

[via Imgur]

I Wonder What I'll Find On My Security Camera

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 6, 2012 at 2:00PM

Hey, I'm looking to catch burglars, not Don Juans.

[via Izismile]

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Say 'Spaghetti'!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 18, 2012 at 2:00PM

Now crop that very real plate of spaghetti out of this picture so we can get a sexy pic.

[via IMNS]

All Girls React The Same Way To Cameras

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 22, 2012 at 2:00PM

How's my makeup? Nonexistent? Because I'm a baby? Okay.

[via BIOTV]

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WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 4, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via eliotglazer]

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How To Lose Two Thousand Dollars In 24 Seconds

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 2, 2011 at 11:00AM

Alternately, you could be me playing Blackjack in Vegas last week.

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Your Muscles Are Adorable

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 28, 2011 at 11:00AM

Ladies love it. Hello Kitty, I mean.

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