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"Mr. Romney, how do you plan to help the middle class?"

[via Happy Place]

Yesterday at a campaign rally in Cincinnati, a man was photographed urinating on a hill behind President Obama.

Or as I call it, "filling in the yellow ballot."

The rest of the president's campaign stops will now take place slightly closer to some bushes.

[via nymag]

Once you go slack you'll never go back.

[via Retronaut]

Daniel wants to become the world's first trillionaire comedian. And he has a lot of plans for his money.

Watch the full version of Daniel's Kickstarter campaign above.

I'd vote for Danielle Smith. She really is the breast candidate.

[via The DW]

Rick Perry has a new campaign ad. In it, he says:

I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.

Peter Coffin went ahead and fixed that ad.

There is something wrong in this country. And it's that people like Rick Perry don't actually walk around with a giant ass for a face.

[via The Clearly Dope] [Context]

Acid is weird, you guys. Definitely stick to meth.

[via Dangerous Minds]

"Mike," I hear none of you saying, "why don't you ever inform us of the latest in Internet-related current events?"

Good question!  The Internet isn't all Halloween lights and stripper pumpkins.

For instance, yesterday, President Obama became the first president to launch his own Tumblr.

Does this mean the President will be reblogging all of your favorite animal pics?  Probably.

So, Mr. President, as part of my civic duty, I hereby present to you this image that I reblogged on my Tumblr for use on the presidential Tumblr…

It feels good to finally be an active member of our participatory government.  God bless America.

[via The Daily What]

When she buys stickers for folks in prison, she brings milk. Not backyard meth.

Michele Bachmann for a healthy prison party 2012!

[Bad Lip Reading, previously Rick Perry]

AdWeek is calling Sheets Energy Strips' ad campaign the worst of the year. But AdWeek and I have very different opinions when it comes to potty humor. Because I think this is brilliant.

No one is going to look twice at a poster for a dissolving caffeine strip unless you throw a poop joke in there. (Sign-ups start today for my Advertising 101 class!)

One more just to get my point across…

Come on, that is some funny sheet.