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I look at this statue every time I forget how to fart in a can.

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Fun fact: This is actually the safest way to open a beer while driving.

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You win this time, canned green tea. But who looks better paddleboarding in a bikini??

Still you. Okay.

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You can always blow into a can and see if that gets you laid.

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I had sex with a trash can once.  It was total garbage.

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Hopefully you are all reading this blog post while trying to blow a load.

Jason (aka 'Elliot') and I were glad to be of assistance.

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…but then I pulled my T-shirt off my face.  Now I can drink fine.

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She's getting close to her goal of being able to drink a beer while giving two handjobs at the same time.

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First, man invented whiskey.

Then, man invented the can.

Ever since, man has been like, "WTF?  Why can't we get our shit together and get that mutha'-f"in' whiskey in one of those mutha'-f'in' cans!?"

Well, some crazy Panamanian company (Why am I not surprised?) did the very possible, and, for the first time ever, straight whiskey is being sold in a can.

Scottish Spirits who had the audacity to blaze this trail claims that the cans will be "hot picks for any outdoor activities."  Though more likely, I believe they will be hot picks for anyone looking to be the first of their friends to shotgun a can of whiskey.

Who's got keys!?  I'll puncture the hole!  Pi Kappa Alpha rules!

Four Loko is so 2010.

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When I took this job, I made a promise to myself: One day I would post an image of a naked guy holding a vuvuzela standing in front a nachos sign with nothing but a Pringles can covering his rod.

Shit.  It took me over a year to fulfill that promise.  I was sure I'd knock it out in the first two weeks.

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