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Must be embarrassing to have a mother so open about being Canadian.

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Congratulations to Titmouse, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

Don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I believe it. We take care of our fans.

Would the Stanley Cup Final post your tweet, Jamie? Huh? Would it?!?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

You scratch our back and we'll get an intern to scratch yours.

She's 26 years young, has awesome ombre highlights and is Canadian!  Meet the 4 millionth person to "like" the Tosh.0 Facebook page? and possibly America'sCanada's newest sweetheart, Leah Marie!

A mere 3 months after Nic Nunojoined Ed Guntherand Kristina Lea Mocciain the Tosh.0 Millionth club, we have #4,000,000… Leah Marie.

Believe it or not, Leah is Canadian!  Apparently, up in Canada, Tosh.0is shown on something called "The Comedy Network."  According to Wikipedia, they have "exclusive Canadian rights to the entire Comedy Central library of past and current programs."  And according to me, their logo appears to have been designed by a child…

Love you, Comedy Network!

Alright, let's not ruin it for Viacom.  On to the interview…

MP: Leah Marie!  Congratulations on being the 4 millionth person to "like" the Tosh.0 Facebook page!  Tell us a little about yourself.

LM:Well, I love kittys!!!  I'm a Leo, and I enjoy playing with fire…  I work at a retirement home with the elderly, and it's pretty awesome.

MP: Were you trying to become fan #4,000,000 or was it just luck?

LM:Just luck.

MP: You live in Cranbrook, British Columbia.  What's it like being Canadian?

LM:Well, Mike, I gotta say, it's pretty effin' awesome!!  There's lots to do here, like throw rocks at trains and dog sled.  I'm kidding.  There is no dog sledding near Cranbrook.

MP: Do they even have Tosh.0 up there or do you have to sneak it across the border?

LM:I don't think they'll let me across the border.

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Gordon Pinsent read excerpts of Justin Bieber's "First Step 2 Forever: My Story" on a Canadian comedy show.

The 16 year-old pop star's "100% official" memoir sounds super interesting. And I would totally spend money to hear more about that first date.

But I'm waiting for Bieber's "Grilled Cheese 2 Pizza: My Food", the 100% awesome cookbook that I assume will hit stands next week.

@justinbieber Your chocolate milk recipe is YUM. Just like u. :) :)

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The Presurfer brought this story to my attention:

"The largest gold coin in the world – measuring 21 inches in diameter and weighing 220 pounds – will go on sale on June 25 in Vienna.

The Maple Leaf coin, which is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records and carries a face value of one million Canadian dollars, was minted in Canada in 2007."

Obviously, the country that gave us the Loonie and the Toonie also thought the $1 million dollar coin was a good idea.  It'd be perfect if the world's richest giant needed to do his laundry.  Or if I wanted to buy a million dollars worth of vending machine Doritios.  But at 200 pounds, I don't think I could even pick that thing up, let alone put it in my change purse.

I think the coin was minted to commemorate the day Canada continued to be a laughing stock to the world.

Ironically, it will be purchased with the world's largest million dollar bill.

The Canadian College of English Language's Pop Culture Translator is the greatest thing to hit the web since Youtube Closed Captioning. You can click on any of the above clips where people and characters of American pop culture speak in not-so-plain English and the clip will play with "translations".

For example, the opening lyrics to 50 Cent's "Just a Lil Bit" are translated to, "I am looking for a non-committed relationship. Nothing serious. I like to dance. Move your bum like it's on fire. Dance, woman, dance."

Free up your afternoon. This site is hours of easy entertainment! There are only 6 clips with translations but you could easily watch them over and over.

I like the idea that Brad Pitt, 50 Cent, Gollum, Ozzy Osbourne, Sean Paul, and System of a Down sum up American pop culture. But I think they may have forgotten to translate a Jersey Shore clip.

Foreigners don't know phrases like "juice heads", "beatin'-up-the-beat", and "prehistoric kindergarten". And I'd definitely like to hear the official translation of "sloppy seconds".

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